Welcome to my posts for the A to Z Challenge 2016.
This year, I am posting
Special School Stories
tales from either my time as a teacher or teaching assistant within classrooms in the U.K. or from my own school days growing up around the country
It really did, it really did, it really did, Miss
Happened that way, happened this,
It really weren't my fault, Miss
It was his!
The dog ate my homework, my mum forgot my lunch
I lent my PE kit to my brother - yeah thanks a bunch
My sister let out the class gerbil when we had him at our house
And gran sucked him up the hoover - she thought he was a mouse
But none of it's my fault, I'm not the one to blame
The teacher thinks, "Excuses, excuses - they start to sound the same!"
So come on you can tell me, what excuses did you come up with to tell your teacher why it wasn't your fault or if you're a teacher or parent what are some of the strangest excuses you've heard from a child?